Is this it? That’s what it’s all about, Charlie? Eating, drinking,...– Keith Richards, while discussing with Charlie Watts about the band’s future and Mick Jagger, 1970.
keith richards is running my life (✿◠‿◠)– Mick Jagger
I don’t give a shit what the world thinks. I was born a bitch, I was born a...– Mick Jagger, from an unsent letter to Keith Richards
You’re like the summer: you’re hot and i hate you.– Mick Jagger to Keith Richards
So here’s my answer to one of the most popular questions here so far Q: ”Get off my tags” A: How about no xx (◡‿◡✿)
why do you guys keep following this blog omfg
im your queen and your face is my throne (◡‿◡✿)– Mick Jagger to Keith Richards
omg mick it’s JUST SMACK calm down– Keith Richards
lucybalboa: incorrectmickjaggerquotes: I didn’t drunkely marry someone again, did i? //Omfg Argie get out of my Joy Division tag ((HOW ABOUT NO <333333))
((Hehe aye faggots guess what i’m almost at one month for this blog’s first aniversary))
Jail sucks, they took my favorite shoes away from me and i’d get my butt touched a lot, but at least i’d look great in that orange suit.
Anonymous asked: glen and firecrotch said i cant sit with em *cries* - malcolm mclaren
imbillwyman: incorrectmickjaggerquotes: So i’m in jail, and i need a bail to get out. I see it. *bails you out* *comes out running as i scream* Thank you omg
So i’m in jail, and i need a bail to get out.
God is gay and so am I. God is love, love is blind and so am I.– Mick Jagger
itsmicktaylor asked: YES RAAN IS SHE ALWAYS CRIES
imjohnnythunders asked: *puts the pink bow on his head* How do I look?
[And the ship name for Mack Jigger and Johnny Thunders is… Thugger]
imjohnnythunders asked: *HUGS YOU*
imjerrynolan asked: I'll make sure she stays away from you.
itsmicktaylor asked: YEAH BUT RAAN DOESN'T BUT THEN AGAIN KWEEFY MADE RAAN CRY
this-isnt-even-my-final-url asked: JACK MIGGER!
imjohnnythunders asked: I MISSED YOU, DEAR. <3
imjerrynolan asked: I know right, dude!
Anonymous asked: i ship u and immickjagger because you're both egocentric divas <3
imjohnnythunders asked: Wife
imjerrynolan asked: I KID YOU NOT! *SOBS WITH YOU THEN STOPS BC CRYING GHEY*
itsmicktaylor asked: EWWWWWW I CANT BELIEVE SHAGGER AND JONES ARE THE ONLY ONES THAT SHAGGED FEMALE KEEF
imjerrynolan asked: ME TOO AND I THINK CONNIE IS THAT KIND SHE STABBED DEE DEE'S BUTT BECAUSE DEE DEE WAS DATING HER AND FUCKED NANCY SPUNGEN WHILE HE DATED HER
itsmicktaylor asked: IKR DAWG KWEEFY RATCHET
So hey i'm now accepting questions for annoying...
imjerrynolan asked: SHE RATCHET
imjerrynolan asked: She's this horrible woman that's dating my bassist, Arthur Kane! She once tried to cut off his thumb all because we were broke and couldn't take our girlfriends to California!
itsmicktaylor asked: ((it's all cool)) EW DAT SHITE NASTY WAIT TILL SOMEONE TELLS BIZZLE DAT SLUT H8S DAT SHITE
Anonymous asked: is that true that you and immickjagger fucked at a party?
imjerrynolan asked: ((it's fine yo)) I SEE AND IT'S QUITE FUCKIN' AMAZING WHEN CONNIE GRIPP DOESN'T FUCK AROUND WITH THE BASSIST. GOD, I FUCKING HATE HER.
itsmicktaylor asked: *scowls* EW I H8 SPIDERS
imjerrynolan asked: ISN'T SHE JERRY HALL? NO, THIS ISN'T YOUR EX WIFEY, THIS IS THUNDERS' DRUMMER/HOMEBOY. ((omg i cant stop laughing))
itsmicktaylor asked: Ewwwww Kweefy doesn' shower.
imjerrynolan asked: I'M JERRY NOLAN
imjerrynolan asked: YO JIGGER MY HOMEBOY TOLD ME YOU'RE HIS WIFE
imhaileymiller asked: *grins back* I really missed Layla and Johan likes me, but not "I REALLY LIKE YOU," way, it's a "I just find ya a good person" way.
Anonymous asked: mick, it's keith richards HASN'T showered...
imhaileymiller asked: Jigger, I met up wit' Layla again, I don' hate Johan, and neither does Bizzle. Btw, me drug dealer ex and I got along again!
Keith Richards hasn't showered since 1966 pass it...
Mick Jagger is the Regina George of classic rock...
I’m not like other teenage girls, i’m 69.– Mick Jagger
*buys a bunch of Hello Kitty plushies for my room*
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